Happy April Fools Day!

These are some funny Minecraft jokes to get you laughing your head off!

What’s a Ghast’s favorite country?

The Nether-Lands!

Why can’t the Ender Dragon read a book?

Because he always starts at the end!

Why didn’t the Enderman cross the road?

Because he teleported instead!

Why are zombies good at Minecraft?

They have great dead-ication!

Where do miners sleep?

On their bed-rocks!

How does Steve measure his shoe size?

In square feet!

How come Blazes never make a business?

Because they always fire people!

A Creeper walks into a bar…

…everyone dies!